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Posted by : Frau J at 2:54 PM
This clip is adorable. A four year old called 911 to help him with his math problems. Click here if it doesn't embed properly > LINK


On the other hand, a little joke.

"Let me tell you guys a joke. A bunny is running through the forest all happy, and he comes across a bear, who's about to smoke a joint!"
*laughter*
"So the bear is gonna light up a J, and the bunny says 'Don't do that Mr. Bear, come run through the forest with me.' So the bear does. Then they run across their friend the giraffe, who's about to do a line of cocaine. 'Don't do that Mr. Giraffe, come run through the forest with us.'
'Okay' the bear says, and they all take off running.
Then they run into their friend the lion, who's about to shoot up some heroin."
*class laughter turns to muffled chuckles*
"'Don't do that Mr. Lion! Come run through the forest with us!' and the lion comes up and starts beating on the bunny. The bunny asks 'why were you beating on me Mr. Lion?'
'Because every time you're on ecstasy you want me to run through the forest with you!'"