じゅういち

Posted by : Frau J at 11:23 PM 0 Comments
10 jobs cooler than yours by CNN: Link to article
1. Cruise Director (AAS:$21, 219)
This job sounds good since I love traveling and motion sickness isn't a problem for me. I also like planning, provided I'm given an iron fist over the whole thing. The whole idea is inviting, free travels! The downside is the customer service, there's bound to be some family from hell in the cruise.

2. Doll Doctor (AAS:$24, 413)
Doll eyes are creepy.

3. Foley Artist (AAS:$55, 959)
I'm not creative enough to think of various ways to create sound.

4. Food Critic (AAS:$58, 704)
Another cool job! It must be heaven to be a food critic. I don't get fat so free food is always welcomed. The salary is high, I get to eat for free. However, I'm picky in things I eat, and since everybody started from below, I don't want to eat chicken fried grease.

5. Pet Psychologist (AAS:$19, 220)
A waste of time.

6. Route Setter (AAS:$NA)
Reading this, I remembered one Dirty Jobs episode where Mike Rowe worked as a roadkill cleaner. I know this has nothing to do with being a route setter, but it just pops out of my mind. Hikers should like this job. Not for me. I found an adorable route setter on the web.
Credits to: Mountain.ru

7. Shoe Designer (AAS:$67, 247)
Again, I don't have the necessary creative skills. I'm not interested either, I must be the only female who doesn't really give a fuck about shoes.

8. Storm Chaser (AAS:$60, 968)
Not interested in any scientific work.

9. Video Game Tester (AAS:$44, 600)
Aah, this one's promising. I like gaming, but yeah I'm also very picky in what I play. I like fps and rpg. I don't really like brain busting games.

10. Voice Actor(Average annual salary: $47, 000)
I don't have a nice voice. No go.

My dream job, well, not actually a job per se, but my dream state of being would be, reading or writing in a on a comfortable couch, with endless supply of strawberry tea and dark chocolates. Okay, endless supplies of hot beverages and all kinds of desserts, more like it.

じゅう

Posted by : Frau J at 5:47 PM 0 Comments
Taking it slowly. I have so much goodies to blog about. This entry is mostly about pottery.

一番上, a salt and pepper shaker,可愛いですね！
Credit: Muitosto.com
二番, Frankly Scarlet bowl, I can't steal the images and I'm not in the mood to prrint screen so check out the website here: Whiteforestpottery.com There are a lot of nice pottery pieces for home, gift sets and sculpture too. I also like the hot cocoa mugs. The simplicity is very nice.

三番, I LOVE the Olima full set and the Coupe plates. I really like the pretty dark earthen tone.
Credit: Heath Ceramics.com

四番,Morphuk.com This is a site very worth noticing. I can't show the pictures because they are all in flash like in the whiteforest pottery site (T__T) I want everything they sell, the salad bowls, the famous measuring spoons, the bread bin, everything! The colors are breathtaking! William Sonoma has nothing on these guys!

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Posted by : Frau J at 2:54 PM 0 Comments
This clip is adorable. A four year old called 911 to help him with his math problems. Click here if it doesn't embed properly > LINK


On the other hand, a little joke.

"Let me tell you guys a joke. A bunny is running through the forest all happy, and he comes across a bear, who's about to smoke a joint!"
*laughter*
"So the bear is gonna light up a J, and the bunny says 'Don't do that Mr. Bear, come run through the forest with me.' So the bear does. Then they run across their friend the giraffe, who's about to do a line of cocaine. 'Don't do that Mr. Giraffe, come run through the forest with us.'
'Okay' the bear says, and they all take off running.
Then they run into their friend the lion, who's about to shoot up some heroin."
*class laughter turns to muffled chuckles*
"'Don't do that Mr. Lion! Come run through the forest with us!' and the lion comes up and starts beating on the bunny. The bunny asks 'why were you beating on me Mr. Lion?'
'Because every time you're on ecstasy you want me to run through the forest with you!'"